United States

A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless

The united states fucking sucks

by Iamahumantrustme October 9, 2022

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Ro-State

A ro-state is defined as a ROBLOX group/community with a functioning government.

Aigio is a shit ro-state.

by Detective_Chase458 November 24, 2022

Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.

Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University

by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022

Jessie staten

Jessie staten is a beautiful soul. She's a hot mess sometimes but that's what makes her perfect. She's got a sense of humor to kill for and a great personality. If she chooses you to be her lover you'll fall inlove with her. No doubt about it. She's kind sweet lighthearted and a free spirt. She's the best girlfriend a guy could ask her. I'd yoy get the chance to be with her don't let her go.

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Jessie staten is so beautiful I'm glad she's mine ❤ jessie and elijah forever

by Elijah and jessie December 29, 2022

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

United States of the world smash

All mights strongest move that will send you flying and most likely kill you unless you have that power like all for one

All might: UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD SMASH!!!
All for one: has left the world

by Geraldgamer February 24, 2023