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Left Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.
by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022
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California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”
by Steve mast November 22, 2024
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Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
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Socks

Hey I’m gonna go buy some feet lingerie.
Socks- lingerie for feet
by Granny boomer June 1, 2020
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Piss sock

The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*
by Grayson Pete December 15, 2023
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SOCKS

It is what it is.
Comes from the tumbler post where user sweeter-than-tea explains how SOCKS, if spelled out is "eso si que es" which means "it is what it is" in Spanish.
"I regret to have to tell you this but you are dying"
"SOCKS"
by PowerLeek October 6, 2019
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Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot
blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!
by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023
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