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Mormon sock stomp

When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push
Hey, elder Joseph educated me on the Mormon sock stomp. Stacy said no
by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025
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Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.
I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?
by Rixadork May 28, 2015
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Sock

Someone who loves to go around the world because socks travel EVERYWHERE.
My bestie is a total sock! She went to Cuba, India, and 3 other places I can’t name!
by IeatPsata December 3, 2019
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Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.
I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.
by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024
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The Sock

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021
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stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped
by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020
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cum sock

you
by anonymous August 24, 2022
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