johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Josef David Peter perko

Likes boys

Josef David Peter perko likes boys

by Camocuber December 14, 2019

pussy powered peter car

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine

Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car

by Supersampson February 12, 2020

Lektion hos Peter

En tidsperiod då du tar upp sömnbrist och stänger koncentrationsförmågan

Ah, jag hade lektion hos Peter igår och efter vettu jag var inte trött efter samtidigt som jag märkte ett svarthål i mitt medvetande i ungefär 1 timme.

by Dushhål April 28, 2020

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021