Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants 

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants by DougCo December 24, 2007

hot pants 

-What my Mom calls a new pair of shorts I bought at American Eagle for $34.50 this afternoon.

-What ALL the shorts you see at American Eagle/Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister/and Aeropostale are.

Mom - So, what did you buy at American Eagle? ...Oh my God look at those hot pants! I don't want you wearing those to school...

hot pants by Alexandra5191 April 11, 2007

parachute pants 

Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!

U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)

parachute pants by moongunk November 7, 2004

fruity-pants 

An otherwise macho male who plays a given sport like a girl.

"Nice drive, fruity-pants... almost made it to the red tees."

fruity-pants by R. Snot August 25, 2003

scold your pants 

phrase meaning to beat someone at a form of competition or to insult someone

-What's that score!? Yeah, 25 frags to 6! Scold your mother fuckin pants!
-Shut your mouth before i scold your pants you retard.

scold your pants by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Cottage Cheese Pants 

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

Cottage Cheese Pants by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

cat in ya pants 

to have a cat in ones pants

Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!

cat in ya pants by wierdlass February 12, 2008