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Halasana money shot

It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.
My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".
by whtronin May 6, 2018
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millennial money

The futuristic development of entrepreneurial wealth.
Tochi’s Company is the step towards millennial money.
by The Nicole Brand March 10, 2019
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Money shot neti pot

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.
He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.
by Chefman43223 April 21, 2022
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Money

Paper you trade for food.
Hym "I'm thirsty..."

Iam "We already spent too much money today."

Hym "Someone needs to give us all of their money..."

Iam "Didn't we have have a rule about not giving people money?"

Hym "I don't care about rules! I care about getting red bull into my blood. That's who should give us money!"

Iam "Red bull?"

Hym "Yes! They would probably give us drinks for free too."

Iam "I guess...."

Hym "We could get red bull tattoos"

Iam "Are you ... Are your serious?"

Hym "No you idiot! Get up and go get us some drinks!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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You made the money by stealing from ME

You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...
Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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money fucker

a girl who only pays to have sex. even though they are desperate. AKA your mom.
person 1 "bruh did you hear what timmy did"
person 2 "no what happen"
person1 " he was doing a blow job to sophie, and then after sophie wanted him to pay her 1000$

person2 " wow what a money fucker
by shitsniffer3000 February 3, 2022
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Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar
Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
by Ms.Teehee January 23, 2024
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