Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Getting a happy

Getting a happy is basically getting an boner. Has origins in the depths of F-list.

John: Babe... Your ass is just perfect.
Kianu: Oh my god...

John: What?
Kianu: are you getting a happy?!

by Majorelle the crazy cunt October 1, 2014

Happy Roty!

roty = rest of the year

Used by people that have no time to say “Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!”.

Man (on the street, running into a friend): I'm in a real hurry, but Happy Roty!
Friend: You too, man, see you 'round.

by benhauk December 20, 2013

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

Happy chubby

Two bros named Will and Brooks who are chubby (really large) and happy about it.

Damn Bro you're happy chubby.
Wow those guys are happy chubby.

by Wangcakes February 25, 2015

Happy Pablo

When having sex, you pull out and cum in a neat line ready for her to snort and ingest your steaming hot jizz in a Pablo Escobar fashion.

"Quick, clear your passage, time for Happy Pablo!!"

by pseudonymphomania March 11, 2015