fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

Callee

The most beautiful girl in the world. Beautiful brown hair and hazel eyes grabs everyone's attention. She's the girl who's smart, beautiful, sexy, fun, and charming. Everyone wants to be friends with her and all the boys love her. I mean who wouldn't want her.

Guy: bro have you seen that new girl callee?
Other Guy: dude ya she's HOT
Guy: I know I'm gonna ask her out
Other Guy: Too late justin already did
Guy: NO ( hearts broken)

Other guy: Ya and its her first day here and someone already asked her out. Weird right?!?

by Jennifer 23478 September 7, 2016

Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

a game coming in 2020 or came in 2020 (if you're reading this after 2020) this game takes place in the cold war era (as mentioned in the title) with returning characters as seen in the trailer

and not just characters ,Activision made a twitter poll for the community to see if the CoD Community wants Prestige System back ,so that could return too

Friend 1: hey bro you seen the new Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Trailer? I'm so HYPED!!

Friend 2: yeah I'm super HYPED ,I just CANNOT WAIT!!!

Friend 1: yeah ,cant wait to see my favourite characters come back!!

by Bounds046 September 7, 2020