Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

Tango Ice Blast Day

Tango ice blasts are amazing drinks which you can buy at bp or cinemas. Tango ice blast day Is 1st of every month

Hey! Did you know It’s tango ice blast day?

by tango ice blast March 1, 2022

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

stone cold blast

ABSOLUTELY FUN TIME TO THE MAX.......!

Had a stone cold blast yesterday

by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022

KAME BOOTY BLAST

Having explosive diarrhea for an hour. After you accidently stabbed your ass with a knife/fork.

Yo last night. I had to take a Kame Booty Blast.

by Goku San Balls September 22, 2022

Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.

Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

Kame Butt Blast

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.

Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help

by a kid7086789 November 6, 2022