Reverse wet dream

Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.

Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot

by Senpaiofall May 24, 2019

Reverse Wet-Vac

To blow hard and firm giving an unusually wet blow job while the penis is at it's deapest point, causing a loud, quick, gurgaling sound.

Nikki dismounted me using her signature "Reverse Wet-Vac".

by Trigger Face December 2, 2010

Texas Wet Wipe

Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.

A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.

The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.

After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Wet Shoulder Gupi

When someone pretends to down a drink and throws it over his shoulder.... the action is known as a wet shoulder gupi

lads... down it on 3. 1 2 3, the drink is then thrown over the shoulder whilst everyone else is downing theirs.

This is known as a wet shoulder gupi

by AlMal187 August 23, 2011

santa's wet dream

White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job

Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.

by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018

jared de wet

He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny

Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover

Very tall and big built but not fat

Great hair

I wish i was like jared de wet
I want jared de wet to break my virginaty

by Charles 7011 March 4, 2017

Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.

"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."

by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020