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Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 4, 2008
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I saw Jesus

As in, 'I had a blast', i had an epiphany, i went into extase.

The reaction you have when something triggers your system into releasing a lot of dopamine into your brain.

background unknown.
by mr. v April 26, 2004
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beat the lord jesus

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008
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jewish jesus taco

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013
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it tastes like jesus

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.
guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.
by ian131313 September 30, 2010
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Living like jesus

living in a godlike fashion or living like talia.
Living in a perfect life style,
O snaps, talia is living like jesus again
by zziiggggyy December 10, 2008
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Look like Jesus

Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.
"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."
by MuchTimp July 12, 2015
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