A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

pasta dream

When you have a dream that is you doing something boring/banal that you would do in real life, like cooking pasta.

Kate: last night I dreamt that I was flying on a broom and I flew to the moon. I could see the atmosphere around earth! It was flippin' amazing.
Phil: I never have any interesting dreams. I just get pasta dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was mopping my floor. Then I woke up and had to do more chores.
Kate: That's rough, Buddy.

by Pedro Knigh of the Round Ladle July 29, 2022

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

Theatre of Dreams

The home of Bantchester United. Name is to signify how after so many years of winning with Sir Alex Ferguson, they still dream of achieving good results while being a mid-table banter club whose ‘history’ is best in England

You: Wow, I’m here bro, in the Theatre of Dreams
Me: Nice one, keep dreaming of winning a trophy, like a UEL or Carabao Cup.
You: Nah we could probaly win a UCL or Prem.
Me: That’s right, keep dreaming in the Theatre of Dreams’

by anonymous October 3, 2023

dreams dick

another word for cucumber

i ate a dreams dick today

by aaaaaaaasaaaaa September 7, 2021

Dream priming

A psychological technique that can increase dream recall rates over time, useful for healing from depression or trauma. Dream priming involves saying to yourself out loud before you go to sleep something along the lines of "If I have an epiphany during my dreams, I will wake up before my mind forgets the dream so I can ponder it more thoroughly."

To escape the confines of your mind, you must first listen to your heart. The mind may need to relearn this ability in typical cases of post-traumatic depression, which is where dreams come in significantly handy. While dreaming, the mind is truly able to wander free without being stifled by conscious thought. However, dreams are naturally forgotten in the course of natural awakening from sleep. Dreams are only remembered upon awakening when one awakens before their dreams can be naturally discarded from memory. As such, one must make an intentional effort to recall their dreams in order to make the best use of them. Dream priming is an excellent way to accomplish this, though it does take a certain degree of practice to master such a skill.

The most basic way to prime your subconscious for this dream recording process is to give yourself verbal instructions before going to sleep. "To escape the confines of my mind, I must first listen to my heart. If my dreams present a worthy path for me to take, or an epiphany worth contemplating further, I will awaken before my mind can discard the memory." Any variation of such a phrase can suffice as long as it is relatively cogent and spoken out loud to maximize mental retention rates.

by Inlovewithabsol May 19, 2024

dream stan

a dream stan is fatherless and started World War 3 and Covid-19. If you see a dream stan RUN AWAY but if you have a gun or a knife kill the dream stan

KILL DREAM STANS

by anonymous April 28, 2022