trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.

i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.

by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011

Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010

dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022

Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.

I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher

by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022

SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

Channel Park Shocker

A version of the shocker made popular by marina workers on Lake Erie. While the regular shocker is "two in the pink, one in the stink"... the Channel Park Shocker is "A foot in the pink, a fist the stink".

That sea-store broad is a total ho, she took the Channel Park Shocker like a champ.

by W.Mesh November 4, 2009