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smashed rat 

When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.
Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.
smashed rat by Raunch Beard April 2, 2010

turtle smashing

oi we should so go turtle smashing
turtle smashing by posidon9989998 August 27, 2009
a thicc depressed bitch who knows how to cook, yee yee
fuck you.
-sasha
Sasha by basicbitch666 July 23, 2019
Sasha is an amazing friend. She is beautiful and very smart. I love her so much. She is such a nice human being. Sasha always looks at herself as if she weren't worth much, yet she worth more than a trillion. She's very funny and caring, and is always by my side when needed, she's just incredible and if you are reading this, Sasha...I love you!

xoxo-your daughter
Sasha; im so ugly, I can't even
all the boys that know her; *between them* oh shoot, Sasha is so beautiful, I wish she was my gf
Sasha by xoxo_me September 16, 2019

Pumpkin Smasher 

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.
Pumpkin Smasher by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

smashwong 

Outrageously funny noise that comes out of a crazy ass mo-fo when they are extremely frustrated.
Ashley always smashwongs when her lesbian friends typewrite her.
smashwong by T-O-M izzle April 22, 2006