I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not

Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017

Mud shower

When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain

I just had a huge mud shower

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024

Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

Beyoncé Shower

The act of masturbating in the shower.

“Man why you taking so long in the restroom? You must be taking a Beyoncé shower?”

by Leroyjinx August 6, 2022

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

Shower live

Its when you take a shower on any app that you can go live in.

"Hey Megan, you tryna do a shower live with me?"

by Trjakai15 February 11, 2021