San Francisco Sleigh Ride

There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.

Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.

by Cocktaur The Terrible April 25, 2009

ride axe

its a large double sided axe Thor uses to fly through the sky.

Thor was on his ride axe yelling "YA-HEY!" YA HEY!

by anthony July 8, 2004

ride the wagon

to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.

a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough to ride the wagon

a guy should ride the wagon in a relationship.

by vidhsss October 14, 2005

ride'em cowgirl

A woman is riding her man bareback, reverse cowgirl. When the woman feels the man start to finish, she reaches down between her legs and inserts two or more fingers in hookish fashion into the man's pooper and proceeds to shout "ride'em cowgirl!" while flailing about in the manner of a cowgirl for the duration of the mans post climax erection.

"He finished so fast, and I hadn't gotten mine yet, so I had to pull a ride'em cowgirl on that chump. He screamed like a stuck pig!"

by The Woody Talk March 31, 2012

Rooster rider

one who rides the roosters

cluck cluck cluck D***d rides the roosters

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003

We ride together we die together

We ride together, we die together is a term used when a female is on top of you during sexual intercourse. Halfway through the act scream, "We ride together we die together!" and promptly roll off the bed while holding onto her for dear life.

Female: Wow, being on top is fun. We should do it again next time.
Male: We ride together we die together!
Male: *rolls off bed*

by Actually feral March 5, 2020

Rider

-a girl who "in it to win it"
-a hit it and quit it kinda bitch who rides dick
-comonly referred to as a hoe/whore
-riders are no good girls who only wanna ride dick and have done so, soooo many times they probably have everystd in the book

tony: woah look at taylor... she is TOO fine

Sara(tony's best friends): she a rider

tony: since when is that a BAD thing

Sara: ... lol you retard

by ANTI-rider June 19, 2010