poop noggin

a prank you pull on your friend while he is sleeping. you poop on his head or noggin so he well wake up with a big pile of poop on his face and everyone can get a good laugh.

man dylan fell asleep early so im going to go give him a poop noggin

poop noggin by Tyler aka Ty sauce September 4, 2008

poop snout 

A medical condition characterized by decreased airflow through the nasal cavity due to being packed full of shit. Common causes include: tossing salad, ramming one's nose up the boss' ass and having one's head up one's ass.

Hey Joe, It looks like you got poop snout since you ate Carl's ass.

poop snout by Gary Coleman September 11, 2003

poop nostril 

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

poop nostril by 324873294 December 1, 2006

Poop Hook 

Inserting a finger in to someone's anus, then inserting it in their mouth.

I gave Janna a poop hook last night and it was awesome.

Poop Hook by greyhaze2 November 11, 2009

Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

Poop Robber by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

Poop and Rally 

Similar to "puke and rally". The energized feeling one gets post-defecating. Typically results in a better mood and increased stamina to accomplish the events that follow.

Did Joe just pull an irish goodbye?
No, I think he went to poop and rally. He said he was really struggling to move around.

Poop and Rally by GumbiegoinHAM December 5, 2011

poop soup 

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

poop soup by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015