by C February 21, 2004
Get the off the bridge mug.The act of procrastinating while eating pudding. Popularized by a young fellow named Gage. Comes from the term Putting it off which simply means procrastinating.
Dude: Crap! I spent all night Pudding it off.
Dudett: Pudding what off?
Dude: My homework!
Dudett: Well, at least you ate some pudding.
Dudett: Pudding what off?
Dude: My homework!
Dudett: Well, at least you ate some pudding.
by P0TARTER July 12, 2011
Get the Pudding It Off mug.These two women were trying to flirt with me that I clearly wasn’t interested in so I grabbed my Tutz-off and sprayed them in the face with it.
This girl was all up in my grill so I grabbed my Tutz-off and was able to deflect her off of me.
This girl was all up in my grill so I grabbed my Tutz-off and was able to deflect her off of me.
by rjarahian November 21, 2018
Get the Tutz-off mug.A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
by Ryuuichi August 11, 2009
Get the Joke-off mug.1) Frank: "Where is John today?"
Bill: "John is at church Christing off"
2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"
3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"
Bill: "John is at church Christing off"
2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"
3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"
by Spacecadet August 14, 2012
Get the Christing Off mug.by jgsteroid50 January 18, 2011
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he:- YEAH girl.........For U Couldbe Kidsplay Ofcourse Farfetch Forme
she:- hmmmm
he:-FUCK OFF
he:- YEAH girl.........For U Couldbe Kidsplay Ofcourse Farfetch Forme
she:- hmmmm
he:-FUCK OFF
by guyhitdeck113 March 5, 2020
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