Skip to main content

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.
by C February 21, 2004
mugGet the off the bridge mug.

Pudding It Off

The act of procrastinating while eating pudding. Popularized by a young fellow named Gage. Comes from the term Putting it off which simply means procrastinating.
Dude: Crap! I spent all night Pudding it off.
Dudett: Pudding what off?
Dude: My homework!
Dudett: Well, at least you ate some pudding.
by P0TARTER July 12, 2011
mugGet the Pudding It Off mug.

Tutz-off

A spray bottle that rids you of women that you don’t want to be hit on by.
These two women were trying to flirt with me that I clearly wasn’t interested in so I grabbed my Tutz-off and sprayed them in the face with it.

This girl was all up in my grill so I grabbed my Tutz-off and was able to deflect her off of me.
by rjarahian November 21, 2018
mugGet the Tutz-off mug.

Joke-off

A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...

During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.

It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...

Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...

Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...

Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...

Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
by Ryuuichi August 11, 2009
mugGet the Joke-off mug.

Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.
1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"
by Spacecadet August 14, 2012
mugGet the Christing Off mug.

Jeb Off

When you climax on each other during a Jake Off
My hair is very sticky from the Jeb Off last night.
by jgsteroid50 January 18, 2011
mugGet the Jeb Off mug.

FUCK OFF

For U Could be Kids play
Ofcourse Far-fetch For me
she:- whats difficult in gaining insta followers.
he:- YEAH girl.........For U Couldbe Kidsplay Ofcourse Farfetch Forme
she:- hmmmm
he:-FUCK OFF
by guyhitdeck113 March 5, 2020
mugGet the FUCK OFF mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email