Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023

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Nephetari Serena Jordan

A twelve-year-old model, actress, and boss bitch, she has already made a significant impact in the entertainment industry, breaking barriers and setting trends. With her fierce work ethic, undeniable talent, and a commanding presence on and off the runway, she has quickly become a role model for young people everywhere. Not only is she excelling in modeling and acting, but she's also carving out a successful business empire, proving that age is no barrier to success. This young powerhouse is already redefining what it means to be a boss and inspiring the next generation of dreamers and doers

Nephetari Serena Jordan, a rising star in the world of fashion and entertainment, has already captivated audiences with her exceptional talent, stunning beauty, and poise, setting her on a trajectory toward becoming a household name.

by BiGfAtFrIdEdPoTaTo December 2, 2024

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Nephetari Serena Jordan

Nephetari Serena Jordan is a 12-year-old model, actress, and straight-up boss bitch. At just twelve, she’s already out here making major moves, turning heads, and proving that age is just a number when you’ve got the kind of talent, drive, and confidence she’s got. Whether she’s owning the runway, killing it on screen, or handling business like a seasoned pro, she’s doing it all with that unapologetic boss energy. She doesn’t wait for anyone’s approval—she just shows up, takes over, and owns the game. Model? Check. Actress? Check. Boss bitch? You better believe it

It’s giving Nephetari Serena Jordan

by BiGfAtFrIdEdPoTaTo December 2, 2024

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Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

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Pull a Jordan

Verb: To block all of your friends on every platform, and yes, every platform, while at the same time blocking all of their numbers and ghosting them. All for an unknown reason.

Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.

Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.

Amir: Yo, have yall heard from Cornelius? He hasn't been on inna week
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????

by MagDiiiffer March 11, 2026

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