John Hennigan

John Hennigan- Hottest Guy on WWE also known as John Morrison or Johnny Nitro

John Hennigan looks like The lead singinger of The Doors

by Melian Ana Lambert June 2, 2009

John Williamson

I cant believe he hasent been defined yet!

JOHN WILLIAMSON IS THE BLOODY KING OF AUSSIE COUNTRY MUSIC FOOLS!!!!

Australia wouldnt be the same without the song True Blue

VOTE 1. new aussie national anthem: TRUE BLUE!

John Williamson:

"True Blue"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it me and you?"
RING-A-DANG
"Is it Mum and Dad"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it a cockatoo"
RING-A-DANG

by some other guy that isnt the other guy June 14, 2008

John Awkward

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.

-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".

by demaoza October 12, 2008

john kim

A big ol' great guy.
Major fucking nerdball status.

"Man, John Kim sure is a great guy!"

"Yeah, but he's a fucking nerdball

by coollljjjj March 5, 2018

john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert

richard simmons is a john sniffer

by ejhfg March 15, 2011

Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004

John McCain

Someone who could lead this country better then Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton altogether. He supports in the war in Iraq, and was a victim of "Foxing" by the liberal media, giving him a bad impression which implies that he wants us to keep the fight in Iraq actively for "100 years". In reality he just wants to keep U.S military in Iraq for as long as it takes to prevent them from being taken over by terrorist organizations again. Yes, even for 100 years.

He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.

There aren't any real good candidates in this election, but John McCain seems best out of the bunch. I'll vote for him.

by Lir_Vidar May 11, 2008