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honey muffin pumpkin pants

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
by williamazing12 February 22, 2017
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over the pants hand job

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.
I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.
by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014
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Pants Off Coin Toss

When a serious decision needs to be made by 50/50 chance, you have everybody in the room drop their pants to make it official. and flip a coin.
We were debating getting a puppy for our apartment, so we had a Pants Off Coin Toss
by Staygoldponyboy September 15, 2010
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Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011
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pants shitting bass drop

a bass drop in a song, usually from the dubstep genre, that causes all in attendance to shit their pants.
bro #1: were you at that concert last night?! I heard there was a pants shitting bass drop
bro #2: yeah man! Borgore dropped the beat so hard that I shit myself multiple times!
by animaux January 2, 2012
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Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off
Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face
by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008
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hey shit pants

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"
retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants
by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020
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