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Mitosis Three Way

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021
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The Scots Way

The Scots Way: a set of guidelines that all students of scots college must follow.
Examples of not the scots way:

I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.

I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.

I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.

Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.

Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
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Way to bold

Being way to bold is just being emily
Emily is way to bold

Send snap holding pineapple juice saying “when you come over wana drink this?”

:emily is being way to bold
by Jerexyx October 25, 2022
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mikey way

by alex_the March 3, 2021
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.
Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023
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Michael Way

Pete Wentz's boyfriend, Gerard Way's brother, bassist for My Chemical Romance, half of Fall Out Boy's discography. What more do you want?
I'm sorry every song's about you - Pete Wentz, 2015, about {Michael Way} Mikey Way
by TripleR_FEAD December 26, 2020
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