My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.
by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.
by altrododo May 13, 2024
