Crack one out

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008

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crack pack rap

rapping with slurred speach. Like you have a few bags of crack in your mouth.

DJ,"Why does Rich the Factor rap like that, i can hardly understand him?"

Walt,"Man thats that 'crack pack rap' Didn't you know thats the new thing?"

by kcnick89 May 15, 2010

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butt crack plaque

butt crack poop crusties or hairy backwards lana area.

"Dang man, i didn't wipe my butt good enough. Now i have butt crack plaque!"

by EHAYNA October 04, 2008

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Butt Crack Shooter

Three people (usually gay or frat boys) are needed to pull of this drinking maneuver.The first man is naked and bent over with his legs slightly apart. The second person is behind the first on his knees, with his face just under ass level. The Third person pours the alcohol down the small of the back of the first person, thereby the alcohol passes through the butt-crack, into the mouth of the second man.

After the Jonas brothers concert, you guys wanna do some Butt Crack Shooters?

by dethphone November 09, 2009

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Caked in Crack Clay

When you have backed up fecal matter in your anal rim

After I ate a couple of burritos in da traps of 19 I had to relieve some anal goo and I had no tissue so I walked around with Caked in crack clay in my briefs!!!!!

by Dem 19 Boyz January 19, 2007

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