Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

Yo Block

To harass your favorite (hot) English teacher.

I'm gonna get ms.mcgyatt taken to Yo Block and get her harassed.

by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 09, 2011

Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

Bypress Block

The tuffest niggas in the Bronx ‼️ Known for having other hoods take flight

Don't go to Bypress block them nigga wild

by Nobodyxzy February 01, 2016

Box Blocking

Female version of Cock Blocking.

Female blocking another female from getting laid.

Did you see mad telephoniqua got when terra box blocking her last night at Courtney's party?

by Memberberry1 December 25, 2024