Texas Snek

An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.

There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!

by Tejas1998 July 22, 2021

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024

texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 06, 2024

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025

Texas Sister Twister

Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.

Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.

by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia June 01, 2022

Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.

My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.

by C/G April 08, 2021