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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)
When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.
by Modern Women December 19, 2025
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FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.
by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023
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Fuck you

it can mean two different thing:
dude: Fuck you you're so annoying

or
dude: ill Fuck you
by 101 ('-') April 19, 2022
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