Fuck

The most used word in the world it can be said in many different ways and have many different meanings. You can also add ING, ED or ER to the end to give it a better twist.

Example in ways you use the word.
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

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