The best character in a video game 

The greatest video game character of all time, proven by the Gamespot best video game character of all time, yes, he even beat mario and master chief, but when the contest was over, it was much like the ressonance cascade, but it with fanboys raging over this, but yeah, greatest video game character of all time!

HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING GORDON AWESOME FREAKING FREEMAN KICKING SUM ARSE The best character in a video game

The best character in a video game by Killowatt February 4, 2010

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket 

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 

This computer game is chock full of bugs, glitches, an can cause an otherwise normal XP installation go blue screen seemingly at random... Oh, and it has something to do with vampires in L.A. in the World of Darkness or something. Hard to tell with those bugs. The storyline is good, but WTF is an RPG doing on the Source engine?

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a steaming pile of spider poo. It's what happens when stupid video game companies (or software companies in general) release their works too early.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines by GWR Definition Agency December 15, 2008

Vegas Factor, The 

And absurd rumor about a certain boy of 811 having a large penis.

"Oh, you know, the Vegas Factor *obvious wink*" - Pat Manzi

Vegas Factor, The by Grown man choking on rice. February 18, 2004

Vacuuming the lizard 

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

Vacuuming the lizard by Spambo April 1, 2009

volgarr the barbarian

To light one's dick on fire and yell FOR ODIN! To try and seduce a woman.

I volgarr the barbarian miley cyrus but she just wrecking balled my fun.

volgarr the barbarian by Dicknipplelord8byt September 29, 2013

vacuum the pantry 

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

vacuum the pantry by doonga November 4, 2013