the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up
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Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him
Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
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The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.
"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
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