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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
mugGet the Human Sockmug.

poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock
Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock
by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021
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Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.
Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.
by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020
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sock weed

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!
by KrazyG420 October 5, 2017
mugGet the sock weedmug.

dang your socks fell!

im so funny right? dang your socks fell!
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
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Sock

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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