by usernamekiran August 12, 2016
Get the starfish sexmug. by redpando127 April 8, 2016
Get the Sex Drivemug. Mark:Yo Man did u screw shelly last night?
Jeff:Yah how'd you know?
Mark: well dude.. you have total sex hair!
Jeff:Yah how'd you know?
Mark: well dude.. you have total sex hair!
by Rachel April 2, 2005
Get the sex hairmug. by Trigger-happy August 2, 2007
Get the Anul Sexmug. Any sex involving the anus. There are three degrees to butt sex:
1. Regular butt sex. That is anal sex involving plenty of lubrication and great care to avoid injury.
2. Rough butt sex. Anal sex involving little lube by those who like it rough. Spit or similar substances may also be used.
3. Angry butt sex. No lube, no preparation. Obviously not a very happy time for the recipient.
1. Regular butt sex. That is anal sex involving plenty of lubrication and great care to avoid injury.
2. Rough butt sex. Anal sex involving little lube by those who like it rough. Spit or similar substances may also be used.
3. Angry butt sex. No lube, no preparation. Obviously not a very happy time for the recipient.
1. The kind of butt sex most people have.
2. Think Brokeback Mountain.
3. ...ummm....I don't think this actually happens.
2. Think Brokeback Mountain.
3. ...ummm....I don't think this actually happens.
by The mighty anonym June 8, 2007
Get the Butt Sexmug. When a guy lays between two girls and fucks them the girls are the bread and the guy is the meat and mayonnaise.
by SlopNChop November 19, 2016
Get the Sex Sandwichmug. once i got invited to my friends party. He said that Sarah would be there, my biggest crush. I knew I had to go. When I arrived the first thing i noticed was her. she was talking with her friends and she was wearing a tight croptop and booty shorts. she looked over at me and smiled naughtily. unexpectedly i felt my dick go hard. i excused myself to the bathroom but didnt notice her following me.
right as i was about to close the door, she slipped in. we were now in the bathroom together, alone. sarah looked down at my 8'' dick and smiled. all of a sudden we were kissing passionatly, and sarah slowly lifted my shirt over my head. i took off her crop top and undid her bra. her breasts were huge, so was her butt. my shprts slipped off my feet and fell to the ground. so did my underwear. we were now butt naked and still kissing. i made my way to second base and sucked hard on her nipples. she gave me the best handjob ever, and began to suck it. soon after sarah was laying on the ground and i was eating her cumming pussy.
sarah moaned in delight and began having an orgasm. i told her to quiet down because someone might hear us. after that was done i asked if she was ready she laughed and yelled "YES!!" i happily flipped her so she was in doggy position and i slipped my dick into her vagina. i cummed inside of her and she started moaning "OH YES!!!! HARDER HARDER PLEASE!!! YES!!!!!!! OH!" i was so happy and i felt so good. we finished off our first round with an intense makeout.
right as i was about to close the door, she slipped in. we were now in the bathroom together, alone. sarah looked down at my 8'' dick and smiled. all of a sudden we were kissing passionatly, and sarah slowly lifted my shirt over my head. i took off her crop top and undid her bra. her breasts were huge, so was her butt. my shprts slipped off my feet and fell to the ground. so did my underwear. we were now butt naked and still kissing. i made my way to second base and sucked hard on her nipples. she gave me the best handjob ever, and began to suck it. soon after sarah was laying on the ground and i was eating her cumming pussy.
sarah moaned in delight and began having an orgasm. i told her to quiet down because someone might hear us. after that was done i asked if she was ready she laughed and yelled "YES!!" i happily flipped her so she was in doggy position and i slipped my dick into her vagina. i cummed inside of her and she started moaning "OH YES!!!! HARDER HARDER PLEASE!!! YES!!!!!!! OH!" i was so happy and i felt so good. we finished off our first round with an intense makeout.
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