A place where one wastes the prime of his youth studying ridiculously long, hard, tedious, dry, and unbelievably boring subjects, which he will totally forget about after the exams. Most likely going suicidal and severely depressed in the process, the stress will eat his life span like fire through wood, his hair starts to fall quite early, said subject's diet consists of energy drinks and caffeine.
Not only is one expected to be an academic genius, and a a God-like clinician, society demands that you become a social angel, smiling at everything and everyone, treating everyone like a king/queen, excellent with small talk, ..etc. Basically you have to be the enslaved incarnation of Mother Teresa.
If you manage to pull it off, you will then discover a fact that will shake the boundaries of your life, and either drive you mad, or causes the return of the suicidal thoughts ... The fact that Medicine is the absolute most inaccurate science on the face of the earth, and I mean light years more inaccurate than chaos math; each case presentation will make the text book seem like a fairytale book.
Come specializing, you will find that every chapter you've studied is in actuality a 3,000+ paged book. But that's another story.
Not only is one expected to be an academic genius, and a a God-like clinician, society demands that you become a social angel, smiling at everything and everyone, treating everyone like a king/queen, excellent with small talk, ..etc. Basically you have to be the enslaved incarnation of Mother Teresa.
If you manage to pull it off, you will then discover a fact that will shake the boundaries of your life, and either drive you mad, or causes the return of the suicidal thoughts ... The fact that Medicine is the absolute most inaccurate science on the face of the earth, and I mean light years more inaccurate than chaos math; each case presentation will make the text book seem like a fairytale book.
Come specializing, you will find that every chapter you've studied is in actuality a 3,000+ paged book. But that's another story.
My GSCE grades would've gotten me into any school I wanted, overwhelmed by the possibilities, I asked my so very proud parents for guidance, so Medical School it was. I wasted my youth, I am not happy, I cut myself, I've been suicidal, I have no friends, I haven't experienced anything in life beside studying and having an exam, my blood pressure has become steadily elevated, I'm severely out of shape, and my previously proud parents are now disappointed because I'm not doing well in school and that 'I'm no longer the son they used to know'.
by Kissmyasthma99 May 9, 2010
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Dumb bitches who wrote those other 2 definitions, you guys were probably just too stupid to get in.
Also happens to cost fricken $42,000 a year.
Absolutely beautiful campus with a $25 million building, Nichols Hall, the first gold-LED building in all of Santa Clara County.
Dumb bitches who wrote those other 2 definitions, you guys were probably just too stupid to get in.
Also happens to cost fricken $42,000 a year.
Absolutely beautiful campus with a $25 million building, Nichols Hall, the first gold-LED building in all of Santa Clara County.
"Heey, look at that Harker kid! He goes to THE HARKER SCHOOL!"
"Whoaa, his first car is a Bentley and he also took AP Calc BC in 8th grade -___-"
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"Whoaa, his first car is a Bentley and he also took AP Calc BC in 8th grade -___-"
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by Helllooo:)! September 15, 2010
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"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009
Get the school poo mug.A teacher, principle, secretary, etc...who acts like a police officer within the hallways of schools, usually this occurs in a high school because in elementary or middle schools because the majority of kids are goody goodies.
A school Nazi is always equipped with an SCR-300, a two-way transmitting walkie talkie that was used in the world wars. The weapon of choice is a ruler stick with the length of half a meter. The reason for the somewhat short length is because it is good for close combat in places like staircases and bathrooms.
They wander around the hallways during the times of when students go to work to find juvenile delinquents that choose to have lots of fun instead of learning 5x5 for 4 years. When a School Nazi finds a suspect or a situation he or she reports it to the head of the School Nazis...the Hitler of School Nazis. This..."hitler" figure, once reported with a situation, storms out of his or her (usually a male) office equipped with a Baretta .50 Caliber sniper rifle. He goes on the roof of the school and kills whoever has been caught fucking around.
A school Nazi is always equipped with an SCR-300, a two-way transmitting walkie talkie that was used in the world wars. The weapon of choice is a ruler stick with the length of half a meter. The reason for the somewhat short length is because it is good for close combat in places like staircases and bathrooms.
They wander around the hallways during the times of when students go to work to find juvenile delinquents that choose to have lots of fun instead of learning 5x5 for 4 years. When a School Nazi finds a suspect or a situation he or she reports it to the head of the School Nazis...the Hitler of School Nazis. This..."hitler" figure, once reported with a situation, storms out of his or her (usually a male) office equipped with a Baretta .50 Caliber sniper rifle. He goes on the roof of the school and kills whoever has been caught fucking around.
My buddies were leaving during the time everyone was working to go to Mc Donalds and "the Hitler" shot them both while they were in their Ford pickup.
While I was walking to the bathroom I saw a School Nazi looking through a window, overwatching students and she pulled out her trusty SCR-300 and reported them to "the Hitler".
While I was walking to the bathroom I saw a School Nazi looking through a window, overwatching students and she pulled out her trusty SCR-300 and reported them to "the Hitler".
by I survived "the Hitlers" attak April 25, 2011
Get the School Nazi mug.A school where they don't give a shit about your education and make tons of cash per year but still raise the price cause it's a private school. Some of there teachers are not trained to teach and the principal is like that old woman down the street who yells at kids to get out her lawn. It's just pure hell all raped together in one shitty building.
by @realname July 27, 2016
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by chipperspragish October 7, 2003
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Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.
You: Fuck this shit.
Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.
You: Fuck this shit.
by ~i put on for my city~ December 14, 2009
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