purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,
OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.
by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 06, 2008
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purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,
OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.
by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 06, 2008
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 25, 2023
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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
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Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 06, 2022
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Mr Purple

He totally didnt kill those children.
Hey isn't that Mr Purple over there at the pizzeria?
by Mr.Baka April 09, 2021
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Drinking the purple

Being bi/being aware of being bi/being out as bi
I’ve been drinking the purple for a few years now
by Shadow69420666 May 05, 2024
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