Purple Heart Bisexual

A bisexual person who only dates the opposite sex/gender.

That purple heart bisexual guy has only ever dated women!

by h0p3l3ftm3 February 15, 2024

Purple genitalia

When a girl gives you blue balls on her period.

My girlfriend gave me purple genitalia last night.

by mynoduesp16 August 7, 2017

purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald

hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.

by keithsimonson June 2, 2011

Purple

Someone who gets rude to you.

OMG that woman was soooo purple

by SpechalBoy April 28, 2017

Purple Tip

When you fuck a girl really fucking hard all night because you had to much to drink and now you're seduced easily and when you're fucking her both of y'all turn in the opposite direction like a drill and a screw then you fall asleep and when you wake up your dick is Bearly hanging on and it's all twisted with a purple tip .

Dad ; damn my dick hurts

Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something

Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip

by AlexBigDick June 15, 2016

purple dinosaur

Literally just Barney.

Person: Oh look, it’s a purple dinosaur! It’s Barney!

by hebdkc July 25, 2022

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023