Purple Karlsson

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

by SpanglyCharly April 02, 2022

purple rockstar

A code name for a cool girl who has the best style, plays bass and is more commonly know as cmc.

“Did you hear cmc’s code name is purple rockstar?”

by Purplerockstar April 10, 2024

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 09, 2021

Purple Anthrax

A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.

"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."

by b1g sm0ke numba #n1ne January 10, 2021

Mr Purple

He totally didnt kill those children.

Hey isn't that Mr Purple over there at the pizzeria?

by Mr.Baka April 09, 2021

Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 21, 2010

Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 09, 2019