Pryor Creek Porky Pie 

The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.

After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.

Pryor Creek Porky Pie by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018

Minnesota Apple Pie 

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.

I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

Minnesota Apple Pie by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Alabama Cream Pie 

When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes

That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry

Alabama Cream Pie by CrentistTheDentist August 14, 2020

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie 

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.

"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021

McDonald’s apple pie 

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

McDonald’s apple pie by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

Shy boys get no pie 

Similar to shy kids get no sweets, but shy boys with no confidence do not get any pussy (pie).

"See that boy finlay. he gets no pussy"

"Well, you know what they say. Shy boys get no pie"

Shy boys get no pie by ShyBoy123 August 29, 2022

Pot-pie 

A pie made from marijuana.

I'm bummed, I think I'll have a pot-pie.

Pot-pie by Fluff the Magic Chicken December 24, 2003