shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018

Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.

guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower

by expertoneverything September 11, 2010

Holocaust shower

The act of waiting for you victim to start taking a hot shower and sneaking in and pooping letting the steam disperse the smell and locking them in

My wife was being mean and not letting go golfing so gave her a Holocaust shower later that night

by Notonalist March 13, 2024

midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.

A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.

by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.

Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?

by NardHipples March 3, 2019