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Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.
Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.
by Mont14 November 6, 2021
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Snuff her kitty

A sexual innuendo; To greatly pleasure a vagina with minimal effort through consensual means.
"I can't wait to snuff her kitty tonight!"
by FluffleNutter May 25, 2023
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Bust In Her Mouth Her In Bust

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!
by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018
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jacking her pussy out

When you stick a car jack up your girl's vagina to stretch it out.
Last night, I was jacking her pussy out so much that I could fit a whole watermelon up there.
by XXX_SWAGMASTER2000_XXX May 8, 2018
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gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.
"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"
by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021
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