French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 5, 2011

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums

"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025

French Kickflip

When you in the bedroom and she's riding your dick and she does a 180 on it and farts

Person 1: "Dude, I was fuckin this girl the other day and she did a french kickflip on it, it was soo hot"
Person 2: "yoo that's sick"

by arcanev4 August 21, 2024

french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016

French tugboat

The ultimate gaming weapon.

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.

by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022