Bulgarian French Kiss 

This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.

If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.

Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"

Bulgarian French Kiss by EhEsDeEf November 3, 2010

bessie french 

The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.

Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*

~later that evening~

Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!

bessie french by Cattlin December 30, 2007

Quebecois French 

Just another pathetic attempt by Quebecois to make Quebec different from the rest of the French speaking world. Quebec also likes to change spelling to suit them too. Martinique and Ivory Coast speak proper official French contrary to what Quebecoiss may think. It is Quebec that likes to change their vocab to suit them and seperate themselves further from French culture.

Quebecois need to read the French dictionary and learn to spell!

Quebecois French by loops January 13, 2005

wyatt french 

stupid

mean
wears glasses

Oakley's
has one friend mason the memester

girls don't like him

is a dick head = Wyatt french

wyatt french by fdjhfkwfjhkeldjfhkfdl May 24, 2018

Greasy French fuck 

Biggest retard ever, has no friends and thinks people like him. Also thinks "when did I ask" jokes are funny.

Hey, do you know that guy Louis?
Yeah
He's a greasy French fuck.

hahahaha

Greasy French fuck by Leepicshrek December 1, 2020

bald french man 

A man who 14 and ping spoof hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha bald

BALD FRENCH MAN GET IN TS

bald french man by Diagnosedwithbald September 19, 2021

Tooting your French horn 

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

Tooting your French horn by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013