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bald french man 

A man who 14 and ping spoof hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha bald
bald french man by Diagnosedwithbald September 19, 2021

Tooting your French horn 

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

Pardon My French  

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.
Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.
Pardon My French by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009

wreest deep in french

to have your wreests so deep in french you dont know what to do
man i had my wreests so deep in french today i didnt know what to do.

Soapy French Whore 

A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.
Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.

soggy french toast 

A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.

B. to have your period
OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.
soggy french toast by jaim'e December 6, 2007