Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018

Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.

Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 4, 2019

free-mothering

The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."

Sarah Sanders is a free-mothering voice for all of the immoral acts of the current President.

by Li Li Marleaux January 5, 2019

busting out the free throw

when a person wins in a situation due to most of his/her counterparts mistakes.

joe: aye bro so tell me why buddy was cockblocking with his girl.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro i’m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.

by trillscumbag January 8, 2019

free pretzel

The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?

by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018

free breath

The first deep breath a person takes after they are released from prison or jail. The breath releases the anxiety and tension of life behind bars, but the breath is not really free. The person knows it’s just the start of trying to survive in life as an ex-con. prisoner, ex-con, felon, prison, jail, the big house, prison sentence, 25 to life, life sentence, death row, free breathe, freedom, incarceration, behind bars, locked up, lock down, up the river, free air

You have no idea what it felt like when I took that first free breath after 6 years behind bars. Oh no I do bro, I got out last week. It is an amazing feeling.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2018