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free to, player

I have kids to feed, so i am a free to, player.
by ne3ko0 August 1, 2017
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Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
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Photoshop Free

A person who looks so good they appear to be digitally enhanced... Exceptionally pretty in person... An everyday person who is naturally celebrity-like gorgeous
Damn that chic is photoshop free bad
by Frank Chocs February 20, 2019
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free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
by lolcarson March 5, 2019
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BPA free

A massive scam by large corporations that they market on their bottles. For example, most companies put this on plastic products like a water bottles buch this is not the case, it is basically a bunch of toxic shit that they cut (like drugs) the plastic with so there profit margins can be higher, and then they din't have to work as hard, and therefore can bang their slutty boss on the desk in the CEO's office.
KYL " Oh look that water bottle is BPA Free"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"
by rupple March 14, 2019
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Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.
Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?
by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018
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Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.
Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
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