Facebook Yes

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.

A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."

by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011

Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.

Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!

by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

Facebook Blast

When everyone posts the same post at once

John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"

by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014

Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.

"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"

by tori95live September 5, 2011

Facebook tracking

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.

I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.

by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011

Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.

Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku

by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010