douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

Douche Whistle

A sound added to the key up of a CB radio. It is also known as a "key up tone". This tone can be (and not restricted to) an ascending tone, a tri-tone or a sound clip. It's uses vary by the user. Some are used to glamorize one's radio while it could also be used to annoy other chicken banders. Douche whistles are most popular with truck drivers and Cb'ers in Mexico.

Did you hear the douche whistle on that Mexican's radio?

That guy is annoying the shit out of the truckers on 19 with that douche whistle.

by Dooley-413 April 27, 2011

douche tart

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.

That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.

by boh818 April 4, 2009

Douche Nozzle

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!

That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!

by ebower November 30, 2011

douche-noggle

A person that acts like a douche, and is stupid at the same time.

The frat-guy is acting like a real douche-noggle

by yoyoma123456789 April 29, 2011

brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.

Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.

by Braindouche! December 8, 2010

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013