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blue devil

Noun: Common office slang used by professional business men when referring to taking a "duke". A blue devil can be any size or texture of poop. Any man's duke is worthy of being called a blue devil.

The term (already common in the Midwest) is becoming common because it gives men the freedom to publicly discuss their bowel movements in the workspace without being reported to Human Resources.
Chris was late to his meeting because he had to take a last-minute blue devil. Too much coffee will do that to you.
by Professional Business Man March 10, 2010
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blue dolphins

good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean. MDMA is a form of meth, the MA stands for methamphetamine. despite popular belief, there is no such thing as 'based' ecstacy. my first pills were supposedly heroin based(blue stars), then i scored an acid based orange nike. none of that shit is true, good luck finding LSD period! ecstacy is a psychedelic methball. you don't trip on e, you roll.
I scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls!!
by pt g April 18, 2006
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Blue Dolphin

A Brooklyn-born non-alcoholic cocktail comprised exclusively of soda water. Garnished w/ 2 lime wedges, 2 lemon slices, 2 orange slices, and a maraschino cherry. Served in a pint glass with ice.
Gina said the Blue Dolphin was so smooth she couldn't even taste the alcohol.
by Jam Jenkins December 9, 2009
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Blue Smurf

A drink which contains cheep vodka and blue World of Warcraft Mountain Dew. The drink is then topped off with whipped cream and a cherry, created a blue drink with a white top which resembles a smurf.
Seth had so many blue smurfs that he caught a fly in his throat... typical Seth.
by Hartnasty November 9, 2010
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Blue Tit

when you pummel someone's breast repeatedly until it gets bruised and the recipient cries a bit.
"Jeff gave me a Blue Tit! I was sobbing for at least 15 minutes."
by Tamashii-pls July 16, 2014
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Black and Blue

Guy 2: fuck you its Gold and White

Guy 1: No fuck you, its Black and Blue
by Ducks on Quack November 5, 2019
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blue cum

The male ejaculate on the outermost dermis of an African American has a bluish tint, due to the natural transparency of said ejaculate or "cum," while it is superimposed onto the surface of African American skin. This is not to be confused with "blue gum," although both can be used simultaneously in the same sentence yielding similar but subtly different meanings. It may be used as a point of reference, in the affirmative or as a derogatory gesture.
Michelle Obama is the first blue cum to serve as the First Lady of the United States.

Look at the side of that blue cum, blue gum cock.
Oprah Winfrey is one rich blue cum.
by Master O&A Pest October 13, 2016
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