Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
by mofojimbo August 2, 2009
Get the kung-fu for jesusmug. by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006
Get the jesus h christmug. When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?
Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
by wxflurry June 7, 2011
Get the PB n' Jesusmug. by RoundElephant September 26, 2007
Get the jesus christ on ryemug. by shepj April 27, 2009
Get the Jesus Your Assmug. by Merkin March 24, 2005
Get the fuck jesus in the facemug. by gabester120@bobjohnson.com April 8, 2010
Get the Zombie Jesus daymug.