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Skid Walker

A Feller who walks around with a poop stain on their white shorts.
Mike took as shit and didn’t wipe. Mike left the bathroom and had skid marks on his white pants, Mike is a skid walker.
by Logant35 November 10, 2022
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site walker

Noun.

1. A person or more commonly, apprentice who spends their day shuffling around the job site avoiding direct line of sight thus dodging anyone in authority who may give direction to complete a task.

1.5. A person or more commonly

Apprentice who is very skilled in looking at , touching and or moving small objects around site to camouflage doing absolutely fuck all.

2. A person or more commonly,
apprentice who smoke bombs once the tradesmen's back is turned.

3. A person or more commonly,
Apprentice who is completely uncontactable on site using the shouting method 5 times till you get the fucking shits and go look for them finding said person has timed there steps perfectly to appear from behind the nearest wall with a dumbfounded look caked on their face replying I didn’t hear you.
Hay Keven, where’s Bacon?
Fucked if I know, last time I saw he was shuffling like a site walker with ONE nail in hand, 100m to the skip bin
by I am Dicko September 1, 2022
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alex walker

alex walker is so dumb bruh
by anonymous September 3, 2022
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keaton walker

keaton walker is a girl you know. she is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. she is the fakest person you know. she is the most annoying, irritating, girl you know. get her out of your life now. im looking out for you.
keaton walker tapped me into her life for almost a test. i finally got out. it makes my eyes sad when i see other people in her life now that i just know what they’re getting into. ☹️
by Urfavoctoberbby September 30, 2022
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Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day
by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022
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Poop Wanker

Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).
Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022
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lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.
The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work
by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022
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