Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Tree

It means half a treesh. A treesh that is missing one thing to become a full treesh.

ex : yo that girl is chillin at n*ggs houses and is a big a** player, SHE A WHOLE TREE, she just missing fckin him.

by attreeshland September 29, 2020

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023

Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".

"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"

by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

Tree

A tree is a tall , fine person with an athletic/muscular physique.

P1: " Omg , their so tall & attractive "

P2 : " that’s a tree to climb on "

by Nancy M June 21, 2025