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Super straight 

A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?
Idiot: I’m super straight.
Normal Person: That’s transphobic and stupid.
Super straight by Orthapox-13 March 6, 2021

Super Straight 

a terrible, disgusting “sexuality” created by neo nazis to excuse transphobia. People who say they are super straight claim they are only attracted to the opposite gender, but somehow exclude trans people, which means their logic makes no sense.
Guy: im super straight
Guy2: oh so you’re transphobic?
Guy: Nooo its just preference. I only like women🥺
Guy2: so you like trans women too?
Guy: Nooooo
Guy2: then you’re logic makes no sense. You arent valid.

Super Proud 

A straight man or woman who don’t date anyone who hates the LGBTQ+ community like homophobes, biphobes, transphobes, etc.
Sam: What’s your sexuality?
Caleb: I’m super proud
Super Proud by Rick Grimes 35 March 10, 2021

Super straight 

A new "LGBTQ+" term for homo/transphobes. Super straight people don't exist, its just a fake sexuality some people identify as to avoid being interpreted as homo/transphobic; when really, they are. They just don't wanna look bad.
person one: "What's your sexual/romantic orientation?"

person two: "I'm super straight, meaning I only like cis women. "

person one: "Cringe, smh. You're gonna lose subscribers."

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

A game for the Nintendo Switch made by Masahiro Sakurai which has gotten useless updates and shitty fighters for the past year
Dad: "Hey son, what're you playing?"

Kid: "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!"

It has been 6 years after that statement and the child's father has not been seen ever since.

Super Bowl 

The act of dumping and nutting in someones mouth at the same time.
Trey: What did you do last night?
Alex: I played in the super bowl with your mother.

Super Straight September 

Super Straight September Is a Day to remember All of the super straight lives lost due to super straight oppression
Yo cuh it’s super straight September