Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.

The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.

by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023

Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

Tahoe Steamer

Noun: An individual who routinely takes the most dubious and visceral shits.

“He clogged two toilets in only a week, that guys is a certified Tahoe Steamer.”

by Jewish bob the builder July 24, 2023

Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023